Selling Your Cubicle!

Does this sound absurd? Of course it isn't if you want to get ahead in your organization. You may want to be located close to the boss's office so that you can be seen and admired. This will necessitate selling your cubicle. In your flyer here are some selling points:

• Great view with window across the room
• Roomy
• Close to rest room
• Close to the water fountain
• Completely furnished---minimal theft to date
• Close to fire escape
• Cartoons on the wall
• One touch keyboard
• Good neighborhood
• Great design (good looking well built girl next door; hunk on the other wall)
• Has sub-prime loan

Have to see to appreciate. This won't last long.