Prime Qualifications for Work?

Here's a list from Humor Workshop participants:

• Low enthusiasm
• Willing to work long hours for little pay and to feel good about it
• Ability to smile
• Ability to use ears, eyes, and voice for long hours
• Showing up/able to entertain self
• Able to count to ten
• To be small minded, judgmental and have boring taste in clothes
• Be able to write like a doctor and speak with a heavy accent (any country)
• Can read manuals
• Know something about cars and oil
• Strong back, willingness to work hard, get filthy, and be abused for as little money as possible
• Being able to ignore the department next door
• High stress tolerance
• Must be related to another employee in some form or another