Blame Storming: The process of a group blaming someone for a missed due date---normally the department not present
Chainsaw Consultant: The outside expert that recommends massive layoffs to pay for his fee.
Career Limiting Move: Trashing your boss who is sitting in on the conference call---in another office
Cube Farm: An office filled with cubicles that will be eliminated in the bankruptcy.
Dilberted: A cubicle dweller with no obvious support of his boss.
Credit Risk: Banks with collateral damage
Percussive Problem: A person with a hearing loss banging on a computer
Ohnosecond: The loss of a manuscript in the computer by the action of one key
Prairie Dogging: The art of hiding in the kneewell when a loud noise (the boss) is near
Photocopy Felony: Being caught taking pictures of various parts of the anatomy
Global Warming: The selling of derivatives for hot mortgages
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