The Answer Person

This formula made popular by the late Steve Allen has been used by other entertainers. We've come up with answers. All you need to do is think of questions that might fit the bill.

Following are some answers and in parenthesis some potential answers. My guess is that your answers are better than mine.

They don't like change. (Why do people like dollar bills?)

Just to do it. (Why do people jog?)

Hemlines are subject to change. (When will we get a raise?)

Disposal Diapers. (What smells bad and never goes away?)

Limit books to ten chapters. (How can publishers avoid chapter 11?)

Avoid hangups (How can we improve telemarketing?)

That's how the cookie crumbles. (What happens when you save money on ingredients?)

Just in Time (When do you think you will get married?)

We're on a roll. (When can we get more toilet tissue?)

They get hangovers. (What happens when managers tighten their belts?)



(Excertpt from Laughing Nine to Five.)