Who Do You Know in High Places?

Here are the responses from students in my Humor in the Workplace class:

God

My CEO (who thinks he is)

Chet. He has an office upstairs. 

My fried Doug used to live on the 8th floor of an apartment building. He moved so I don't know anyone now.

My mom lives on Mt. Hood.

Being a groundskeeper I insist on staying on the ground. 

Some people in the housing authority.

My boy friend is 6'5". (Does that count?)

My fellow worker knows the vice-president's wife which scares our boss.