Summer Vacations

In view of concerns about the price of gasoline we know that you many not be taking an out of town vacation this summer.  We have the deepest empathy and have thought long and hard about what the corporation could do to ease the burden.

As you are aware our busiest time is summer.  To have people on vacation causes us extra expense.  We have to hire temporary people to replace those on vacation.

Here's what we propose: Take your vacation during the winter months.  This would be an attractive time to learn how to snowboard.

Here is an additional incentive: We will not pay medical expenses for any accidents that occur during the summer. (Our records show that most accident occur in the summer while people are on vacation.)

Regardless of your  decision  we will continue to send a week's supply of candy kisses to you during your vacation to sustain the chocolate energy required when you  return to work.  (Remember that you have to pay the postage.)