Why the Corporate Chicken Crossed The Road

A compilation of answers from one of my humor classes:

• To check on the stock market
• Couldn't make it up the corporate ladder
• To become a turkey
• I never seem to get the right answer to these questions
• Intel required it on the specs
• To get to the higher ground
• So she could cross the road again
• The Colonel was on this side
• To get chicken feed (money?) on the other side
• She was walking at lunch with her girl friends and they were in the crosswalk
• To get away from the corporate wolf
• Because the possum said it could not be done