Saturday, August 2, 2008

Mistakes of the Tongue (Organization Malapropisms)

His boss is a benevolent pictator.

All of our executives have emotional indulgence.

Ford employees are motorvated.

Engineers are particularly good at mathematics, particularly division and manipulation.

Team meetings build elaboration.

Earnings projections are geared to bottom lying

Auditors examine lie abilities on expense vouchers.

CEOS get golden parachutes with shock options

We have quality patrol people in our plant.

Who molded the cheese?

As the first female corporate executive she was taken at facial value.

One can also communicate with body anguish.

We have management by stalking around.

Our department head has never had any difficulty in making derisions.

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